Apple Juice is the Most Underrated of All Juices

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 I mean seriously. This thought occured to me when I got food poisoning on Sunday.

It’s the most loyal of all juices. It’s there at the beginning, it’s there at the end. Apple juice is one of the first drinks you give to babies, and it’s also a hospital staple. Whenever you get sick and things are feeling kind of queasy, what do you want? Apple juice. What goes perfect on a short airplane ride? Apple juice.

And yet apple juice isn’t always rubbing it in your face with TV commercials like that slut orange juice. Nor is it a trendy nuevo juice like pomegranate. Nope. Apple juice is there when you need it.

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