Searching vainly around your house for your car keys only to have it slowly dawn on you that the last time you had them they were in the left pocket of the gym shorts which you recently put in the washing machine, so you stop the wash cycle and plunge your arm elbow deep in the dirty, soapy water and finally extract the desired shorts from the morass of soaking jeans and boxers only to discover that the keys are not in there, but then when you close the washing machine lid and turn around lo and behold your keys are on the kitchen counter, your very own Scarlet Letter “A” for “absent-mindedness.”
Also, run-on sentences.
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